Apparently there was an ad in our local Craigslist from a mom looking for a Mommy & Me Preschool type place to bring her son. This person answered her ad. Here it is for your laugh of the day- copied and pasted. I added the italics just for all the misspellings.
You can sine him up with us this Wesnesday. We are very good in teaching the alpabat and numbors. Your child will get all kines of attenchion and we would absolootley love having him with us. Please call me and I can diskuss this with you if you would lyke. Karen H*** (name and phone # taken out)
Seriously? Please someone tell me this is a joke! Would you really want this person teaching your child? Wow.
17 hours ago