Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Dumb Laws

Here are some of FL's dumb/crazy laws. Go check out yours! From

  • Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
  • If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
  • It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
  • Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
  • Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. (who the hell actually did this for it to become a law??!!)
  • When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
  • You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
  • It is considered an offense to shower naked.
  • You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
  • Oral sex is illegal.


  • Florida law forbids rats to leave the ships docked in Tampa Bay
  • In Florida it is illegal to fish while driving across a bridge.
  • Tampa Bay: It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M.
  • Pensacola: Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person; It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up according to the contents of the barrel; A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils.

1 comment:

Melodie said...

If we can't eat cottage cheese after 6 pm, then why do restaurants still have it out in the salad bar for dinner time? Somebody needs to do something about this.