- Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
- If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
- It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
- Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
- Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. (who the hell actually did this for it to become a law??!!)
- When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
- You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
- It is considered an offense to shower naked.
- You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
- Oral sex is illegal.
From http://www.crazylaws.com/
- Florida law forbids rats to leave the ships docked in Tampa Bay
- In Florida it is illegal to fish while driving across a bridge.
- Tampa Bay: It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M.
- Pensacola: Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person; It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up according to the contents of the barrel; A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils.
1 comment:
If we can't eat cottage cheese after 6 pm, then why do restaurants still have it out in the salad bar for dinner time? Somebody needs to do something about this.
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